Alternative Methods.

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Has sex become repetitious? Feeling sore in certain areas? Well, good news! Your boyfriend has sent you on a quest to find different ways of having fun gay sex. Yay!

Find the following people and seek out their knowledge:

• Arcade Israel Gannon (=D)
  
• Jimmy (Westside)
  
• Old Ben (Freeside)
  
• Doctor Alex Richards (Novac)
  
• Ignacio Rivas (Helios One)

Good luck, Wanderer!

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There is quiet cuddling for a time. Murmured treatises and odes of devotion. Everything of the type that those deeply in love do in private and give themselves utterly to.

Eventually, they quiet more, and after some time, Alex nuzzles Neil, kissing his head. "Let's finish your list, baby. Then I'll make you some food."

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Food has Neil's ears perking...and his stomach growling, effectively bringing that intense intimate moment to humorous end. "Fuck, yes, food."

A thing to look forward to after they discuss two (technically three) more sexual items. "We've got fingering the prostate gland and, hm, toys. You hung out in California, so you probably have a better idea of the latter than I do." Anything to get out of outright explaining sex toys.

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Alex kisses his hand again, then raises a finger. "Isn't fingering just the lead-up to anal? How's that an alternative to sex?"

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Neil smiles, more at the kiss than the topic. "It becomes an alternative if you continue to stimulate the prostate gland. Apparently..."

Suddenly, without warning, his cheek take on a tinge of pink. "If you finish without frontal stimulation, it's due to the prostate."

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He gains a pleased expression at Neil's explanation. "That, I know. Much like deep-throating--a very rare experience. Some who... are on the giving end--"

For some reason, he still doesn't want to say top and bottom to Neil.

"--do pride themselves on being able to do that to the ones receiving."

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That has him edging toward self-consciousness. "Well," Neil starts carefully. "I guess you would know."

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"Yes," he states clearly. "I enjoy making you come for me."

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...He shouldn't think about that statement too closely. Except for one caveat.

"Guess...I kinda know why. Now."

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Alex laughs in utter surprise. "You like--"

Shit, stop choking on your words. You are thirty-four years old.

"--Having me come for you?"

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Shy. He feels so fucking shy. Like a fucking little girl.

"...Yup."

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If that isn't some of the hottest shit he's ever--

"Well," he swallows, attempting to not stumble over his words. "If it's something you like, we'll have to do that more."

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He tries not to smile. He mustn't freaking smile.

Too late. Neil Park smiles with the equal enthusiasm of a pyromaniac given a gasoline and a match but doesn't know quite what to burn. "Okay," he says.

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"You're far too happy about that," he says dryly, a small smile edging out. "Go back to your options, though. Explain more how it's not a lead-up."

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Neil shrugs at both statements, as best as one can against another. "I guess if you wanna avoid the whole dick in butt thing, it would be a good alternative. Just keep going until it's...done?"

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"There's still something penetrating, though." A blink of remembrance. "Unless you're less against penetration and more against me coming inside of you."

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He stammers. "Well, uh. I mean, coming isn't that...bad."

But it is pretty bad. Neil breathes out. "It just gets uncomfortable later."

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Another weighted beat. "But what about penetration in general? After stuff aside."

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Neil blinks. His face takes on a look of awkward. "...Kinda weird at first. Then it gets kinda nice."

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"...You know," he starts, beginning to get mildly amused. "If you would have just said you had a problem afterwards, we could have sex and I just finish outside of you. You wouldn't have had to go on this quest."

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There's a beat of silence, heavy as the weight of the realization pressing into the wrinkles of Neil Park's brain.

Then-- "Oh. I...didn't know that was...an option."

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He leans forward, kissing Neil's head. "Everything is an option when you don't like something or are uncomfortable. But let's not ignore your efforts. You mentioned--"

Something about California. Oh, right that was--

Uh. Hm.

"...Toys. I think."

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He shakes off the recent epiphany for the subject of...toys. The one subject Neil had hoped to bypass. Oh, well.

"Toys. Yeah. I don't really get that so you're going to have to explain it to me."

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"...That, we'll probably have to both find out. If we finish our California trip, we could probably find a shop or two in Reno or the Den and see if it's interesting. It probably involves phalluses..."

Wait. Wait wait wait.

Alex perks up. "Maybe ropes and collars? I wonder if they market that stuff."

GLEE.

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Okay. Neil raises a hand.

"Hold up. What're the ropes and collars for?" asks the clueless twenty-five-year-old.

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GLEE--

"Me!" he chirps happily.