Alternative Methods.

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Has sex become repetitious? Feeling sore in certain areas? Well, good news! Your boyfriend has sent you on a quest to find different ways of having fun gay sex. Yay!

Find the following people and seek out their knowledge:

• Arcade Israel Gannon (=D)
  
• Jimmy (Westside)
  
• Old Ben (Freeside)
  
• Doctor Alex Richards (Novac)
  
• Ignacio Rivas (Helios One)

Good luck, Wanderer!

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Will be just over here. Again getting hard. At the thought of that act.

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"So--" Alex Seattle Geer. "--it sounds like you already know what that is."

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"In the way that people speak of it only in legends."

Actually not exaggerating. "A lot of guys say they can do it to get people into bed but I've never met a guy who can."

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"Not surprising," he comments sagely. "You can mess that up royally. Deep throating can fuck the initiator up and not in the nice way. Including--"

Neil shudders at the thought. "Ruptured throats."

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"Well, that's only if the one benefiting has no self-control or care for their partner," Alex comments. "That's not a problem, in my mind. You know very well I prioritize control in sex."

Because while there were uncomfortable moments, Neil has never been hurt in their couplings.

"The problem I find," he goes on. "Is that no one can get over their gag reflex."

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Neil blushes at that truth. Indeed, Alex has epitomized self-control during 'events,' and the thought of that has the younger feeling squishy things.

"It is a reflex for a reason," he manages to add on. "Last thing your brain wants is a cock tip stuck in the back of your throat."

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He sighs. "So that one's out, then."

A dream is forever a dream..........

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"It's still on the list of things to try," Neil reminds. "Though, it is liable to fail spectacularly."

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Sad pouting. An expression shown for the first time.

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...He didn't know the Courier could make that kind of face. Neil finds himself staring for a beat, before exhaling in a sigh. "You know you can always keep looking for that one special guy," he says blandly, "who can swallow your super special dick."

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"Stop being an ass," he retorts dryly. "You're my special guy and I have no idea what you're saying about my dick."

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"I'm saying it's special because it's..." Neil trails, eyes slipping down to the organ in question. "...huge? Guys love your dick? It has magical powers?"

He locks eyes with Alex, expression dead serious. "If I'm your special guy and you're still really into that dream of yours, then I will get you at least one deep throat. No fucking problem."

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...He's flustered and it annoys him. Grumpy shy blushing going on right here. "...There's nothing fucking magical," he mutters. "It's just a body part."

A body part that Neil apparently is going to promise to swallow. "--It's... n-not a dream, just-- You don't need to, it's really not that important."

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Neil softens. Affection fills his eyes, and he reaches out to touch the other's hair. "Hm," he manages quietly. "Think it's pretty magical when it's part of you."

Which is why-- "You'd enjoy it, at the very least. And I would like to get you something you would find pleasure in." As opposed to the mediocre.

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Alex stares. "...You say that I have a seduction voodoo power, but what is this right now, Neil Park? Pretty magical when it's part of you? Get me something I would find pleasure in?"

HE IS SO FRUSTRATED, HE CAN'T EVEN-- "...Listen," he tries again. "Remember what I said. I just want to be close with you. You don't have to do anything special."

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"Yeah," Neil continues. There exists something like festering beneath Alex's words, but the younger man would rather leave them unaware and unknown. "I remember what you said. I want to be close to you, too. And I also want to do something special."

A pause. "Is that really so bad?" he asks, quiet.

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...Neil plays unfair by using that tone and looking sad.

"Tell me why," Alex requests. "Why something special?"

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Alex asks a misleadingly simple question with a misleadingly simple answer.

"It's nice seeing you be happy," Neil says. "You deserve happy."

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Uggggh. He reaches to pull Neil and hold him close. "You make me happy. Just you. You really don't need to do anything special."

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Buried in Alex's skin and scent, Neil smirks. "But then I'd also get bragging rights if I successfully pull it off," he adds with a mock whine. "'Unknown Asian-American Takes Courier By Mouth.' The crowd would go wild."

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There's a sound like a growl. "More like men will try to seduce you in spades for the privilege of that."

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"Yeah, no," he continues lightly. "That privilege's only for one."

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"Until some rich interesting guy who's been on awesome adventures comes to whisk you off your feet."

This started as a joke. It's starting to feel sad.

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"Oh, Alex." Neil wraps his arms around his sad-sounding SO. "You're the only rich interesting guy for me."

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He snorts, still not utterly convinced. "I started this to tease you and now I'm insecure about you leaving me for someone else. That backfired spectacularly."