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Has sex become repetitious? Feeling sore in certain areas? Well, good news! Your boyfriend has sent you on a quest to find different ways of having fun gay sex. Yay!

Find the following people and seek out their knowledge:

• Arcade Israel Gannon (=D)
  
• Jimmy (Westside)
  
• Old Ben (Freeside)
  
• Doctor Alex Richards (Novac)
  
• Ignacio Rivas (Helios One)

Good luck, Wanderer!

Comments

[goodfight]

He can't help it. Neil Park catches himself grinning from ear to ear and decides that it's fine. The giveaway is sufficient for now.

"I don't know. It ain't like me to ever know where I end up," he admits. "But care and belief? Yeah. I can at least say that I hold those." For Alex. The Courier of the Mojave.

He nods to himself, as if satisfied with his answer. "Not that big of an idiot, by the way. I just wanted to hear it straight from the horse's mouth."

[teamdonotwant]

"Oh, making me spell things out, are we? Well in that case, Neil. Riddle me this."

He holds the grin inside for a moment.

"Are you trying the pleasing yourself or pleasing him first?"

[goodfight]

Way to ruin the good mood, Arcade. Have a scowl.

"I dunno. The info's all for Alex." Neil only complained about the same old sex, after all. "Then again, maybe this is subtle way of telling me I'm shit in bed."

[teamdonotwant]

"Yes," he gives dryly. "That's how you've kept the solitary person known for loving and leaving each partner."

[goodfight]

Complicated feelings erupt, but Neil manages to put a lid on them. "That doesn't mean I'm not shit in bed," he retorts. "And I'm not keeping him. He can move on whenever he wants."

[teamdonotwant]

Here, he doesn't withhold, and knocks into Neil's shoulder. Which makes him notice that Neil is pretty short for such a fierce creature. "Aw," he gives in a monotone. "Look how worried you are instead of relishing your victory."

[goodfight]

Relishing his--

Neil scowls further, the contact and the words irritating him to some unknown degree. Disturbed, he begins to stomp away toward Freeside's central gate, muttering something about fuck victory and other shit.

[teamdonotwant]

He trails behind, calling out without reserve. "Thank you, Arcade, for your infinite patience and reserve. Wisdom and good looks as well. For I know that you have better things to do and are assisting me from the goodness of your charming heart."

[goodfight]

Without fail, Neil returns the call. "Thank you, Arcade, for your infinite patience and reserve. Wisdom and good looks as well. For I know that you have better things to do and are assisting me from the goodness of your charming heart," he echoes loudly.

A pause. "I really do appreciate you putting up with me," Neil continues, his voice noticeably softer.

[teamdonotwant]

...What a charming kid. He finds himself not minding any of it.

"It's fine so far. We'll see how it goes at the next stop."