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Alternative Methods.

Has sex become repetitious? Feeling sore in certain areas? Well, good news! Your boyfriend has sent you on a quest to find different ways of having fun gay sex. Yay!

Find the following people and seek out their knowledge:

Arcade Israel Gannon (=D)
Jimmy (Westside)
Old Ben (Freeside)
Doctor Alex Richards (Novac)
Ignacio Rivas (Helios One)

Good luck, Wanderer!

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Oh, damn. There is no proper rejoinder for that.

He glances over to the scenery outside of the tent, wondering how it's come to this. This being Neil Park having an inferiority complex. He looks back at Richards, and with a more neutral expression, the man shrugs.

"Guess it's easier to shit on yourself." Than admit there's worth in a parasite who couldn't even be born without killing his own mother.

Richards crosses his legs at the knee. "Well, you don't have time for that now. Do you want to fix your relationship up or keep feeling like you're not good enough?"

Jesus. Just like a dad. "Alright, alright." Neil breathes, long and deep. "Okay. Relax throat muscles. Breathe through the nose. Shove dick down throat. I think I got it."

Richards snorts. "Moving on. The highly popularized '69.'"

Which he then proceeds to describe.

The popularized '69 position proves confusing, mostly because Neil's stuck on the image of looking at Alex's junk the entire time. Though, honestly--

He raises a hand like a student. "You ideally get equal reciprocation from the '69. Is that why it's so popular?" he asks.

"Yessir. Oral is pretty much the favored pastime of all males, and with this method, both receive it equally." He adds an addendum. "As long as both can focus on the task at hand."

He honestly can't picture why oral's so attractive to other males. The whole teeth on delicate flesh thing kind of turns him off, truth be told. Regardless, Neil is to keep an open mind.

"Huh," he muses, his mind clicking in a realization. "Doc, you've given me three things to try. You're really outdoing yourself on this request."

"The problem is that you've been focusing on the front in all your prior research," Richards explains. "I've only been adding to that. You have to remember that the back is a place of sensitivity as well for men."

"Oh." Expounding upon existing knowledge, showing different avenues or, ahem, doors. "I really do appreciate this, by the way. Hope I'm not giving you the opposite impression."

Richards waves Neil off, giving a disgruntled sound. "Did you not want me to keep going?"

Wait. There's more? "Sorry," Neil stammers. "Please continue."

As a response, Richards holds up three fingers pressed close together. "To be blunt, fingering isn't just for women."

"I didn't even know fingering was for women," Neil mumbles. Before that image can fully cement, he shakes his head.

"Isn't fingering usually prep work for anal?" he questions.

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"Don't answer this, but think about if you've ever climaxed without front stimulation."

A beat. "If you have, it's purely because of the prostate. Which can be stimulated without penetrative sex."

Oh, don't worry, Alex Richards. Neil Park has absolutely no intention of giving that detail away.

However, the talk of stimulating the prostate without penetrative sex has him appearing intrigued. "Really?" he pipes up. "How?"

"Like I said," he repeats, holding up his hand again. "You'll have to work to find it--each person is different--but you can get the same level of intensity as with other techniques.

"And when you're comfortable with that," he goes on. "There's always toys." As if this is a natural topic of conversation, Richards continues. "There's always fruit or vegetables if you're low on ingenuity, but some shops in NCR territories still produce toys to purchase. Phalluses, as well as cuffs, collars, chains... All of the rest."

Okay, this might be doable, more so than topping outright. He'd just need to locate the particular gland and hope that Alex doesn't shoot down the possibility of experimentation--

"...Wait," Neil says, a beat behind. "Toys? There's toys?"

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A pause, in which Richards smiles. "Of course there is."

Phalluses, apparently. Cuffs, collars, and chains-- Oh, fucking, my.

"There's a market for sex toys in the NCR," Neil mutters in pure disbelief. "I'd expect that from the old world, but here? In the wasteland?"

"The NCR wants to be the world before the war," Richards says, with more than a hint of melancholy. "It'll try to keep copying that until it burns itself out, but that's what it is."

A beat of quiet. "Deep throating, 69, thigh play, hand play, and sexual toys. Does that give you enough to add to your repertoire?"

NCR will become ash and dust, much like D.C. of old. The Lone Wanderer, Neil Park, understands this truth better than most. This allows him to pass on the matter of toys, leaving him with Richards' summation.

"A lot more than I'd hoped for," he gives. A pause. "Thank you. Really."

Richards straightens from his lean against the cot, dusting off his hands. "Get me his birthdate. We'll call it even from there."

Neil watches the other man for a long minute before rising from his seat. "You know that includes indirectly saving my life, right?" Due to the medical training given to his Alex. "You sure his birthdate is all you want?"

Richards looks back at him with something unreadable. "You're confusing me with Alex Seattle Geer. He may have picked up a few things from me, but he's the one who made the choices that affected your life. If you want to show gratitude to someone, it should be in his direction, not mine."

The blatancy has Neil starting, returning once again to the inadequacy in returning Alex's kindness, but he remembers last minute. To not fall into that trap.

"Got it," he finally says. "I'll get the date for you."

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