Alternative Methods.

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Has sex become repetitious? Feeling sore in certain areas? Well, good news! Your boyfriend has sent you on a quest to find different ways of having fun gay sex. Yay!

Find the following people and seek out their knowledge:

• Arcade Israel Gannon (=D)
  
• Jimmy (Westside)
  
• Old Ben (Freeside)
  
• Doctor Alex Richards (Novac)
  
• Ignacio Rivas (Helios One)

Good luck, Wanderer!

Comments

[teamdonotwant]

"It's easy to switch up," he replies, feeling fond of this young man. "But it seems like your beau has experience with that, so have him teach you that. It's sometimes risky, but as long as you have control of yourself and consideration of your partner, the rest falls into place."

[goodfight]

Neil laughs nervously at the prospect of Alex Seattle Geer, topper extraordinaire, teaching him to top. The sound trails off until he ends it with a heavy sigh. "Last question. Is it normal to feel ridiculously nervous about all this?"

[teamdonotwant]

"It's something new. You practice medicine of some kind, from how you helped Edward. Were you nervous when you started in that? Or when you first were alone in the wasteland, having to fight on your own?

"You care and you're cared about. Hold to that when it seems like it's too much."

[goodfight]

He thinks back to his first experience with medicine, to his first step into the expansive, destructive wastes. Both had presented a lesson in futility, not nerves--the idea that there was nothing else to do except step forward, that his thoughts and feelings had no place in those matters. One simply needed first aid while the other required a step forward.

When Neil thinks about them that way, however, it makes sense. It seems easier to hold to the fact of care in the face of something unknown.

"Alright," he says quietly. "Thanks, doc."

[teamdonotwant]

Neil speaks quietly, and Richards thinks only to continue. He holds up two fingers. "Deep throating. You've had oral explained to you, but if you really want your person to lose all of their nice control, that's the way to go."

He follows with a detailed description of just how to relax the throat muscles and breathe through your nose enough to keep up something like that--as well as a series of warning on the damage that can occur if the technique is mishandled.

[goodfight]

Technique number two has Neil wincing at the description, particularly the damage that could be incurred. "How do you even--" He swallows, trying not to imagine ruptured throats. "Is that even worth the possible risk?"

[teamdonotwant]

"Clinically? It depends on how much you want those kind of reactions. Personally?"

Richards actually grins. "It's one of the best inventions since the AutoDoc."

[goodfight]

One cannot blame Neil for giving Richards a look of pure skepticism.

"Well, I hope deep throating can repair ruptures like an AutoDoc," he retorts, "'cause I'm preeeetty sure I'm gonna mess that up."

[teamdonotwant]

"I've never studied psychology, Neil, but I think it'd be safe to say you have an inferiority complex."

[goodfight]

Oh, damn. There is no proper rejoinder for that.

He glances over to the scenery outside of the tent, wondering how it's come to this. This being Neil Park having an inferiority complex. He looks back at Richards, and with a more neutral expression, the man shrugs.

"Guess it's easier to shit on yourself." Than admit there's worth in a parasite who couldn't even be born without killing his own mother.

[teamdonotwant]

Richards crosses his legs at the knee. "Well, you don't have time for that now. Do you want to fix your relationship up or keep feeling like you're not good enough?"

[goodfight]

Jesus. Just like a dad. "Alright, alright." Neil breathes, long and deep. "Okay. Relax throat muscles. Breathe through the nose. Shove dick down throat. I think I got it."

[teamdonotwant]

Richards snorts. "Moving on. The highly popularized '69.'"

Which he then proceeds to describe.

[goodfight]

The popularized '69 position proves confusing, mostly because Neil's stuck on the image of looking at Alex's junk the entire time. Though, honestly--

He raises a hand like a student. "You ideally get equal reciprocation from the '69. Is that why it's so popular?" he asks.

[teamdonotwant]

"Yessir. Oral is pretty much the favored pastime of all males, and with this method, both receive it equally." He adds an addendum. "As long as both can focus on the task at hand."

[goodfight]

He honestly can't picture why oral's so attractive to other males. The whole teeth on delicate flesh thing kind of turns him off, truth be told. Regardless, Neil is to keep an open mind.

"Huh," he muses, his mind clicking in a realization. "Doc, you've given me three things to try. You're really outdoing yourself on this request."

[teamdonotwant]

"The problem is that you've been focusing on the front in all your prior research," Richards explains. "I've only been adding to that. You have to remember that the back is a place of sensitivity as well for men."

[goodfight]

"Oh." Expounding upon existing knowledge, showing different avenues or, ahem, doors. "I really do appreciate this, by the way. Hope I'm not giving you the opposite impression."

[teamdonotwant]

Richards waves Neil off, giving a disgruntled sound. "Did you not want me to keep going?"

[goodfight]

Wait. There's more? "Sorry," Neil stammers. "Please continue."

[teamdonotwant]

As a response, Richards holds up three fingers pressed close together. "To be blunt, fingering isn't just for women."

[goodfight]

"I didn't even know fingering was for women," Neil mumbles. Before that image can fully cement, he shakes his head.

"Isn't fingering usually prep work for anal?" he questions.

[teamdonotwant]

"Don't answer this, but think about if you've ever climaxed without front stimulation."

A beat. "If you have, it's purely because of the prostate. Which can be stimulated without penetrative sex."

[goodfight]

Oh, don't worry, Alex Richards. Neil Park has absolutely no intention of giving that detail away.

However, the talk of stimulating the prostate without penetrative sex has him appearing intrigued. "Really?" he pipes up. "How?"

[teamdonotwant]

"Like I said," he repeats, holding up his hand again. "You'll have to work to find it--each person is different--but you can get the same level of intensity as with other techniques.

"And when you're comfortable with that," he goes on. "There's always toys." As if this is a natural topic of conversation, Richards continues. "There's always fruit or vegetables if you're low on ingenuity, but some shops in NCR territories still produce toys to purchase. Phalluses, as well as cuffs, collars, chains... All of the rest."