Neil laughs. "Ex-nay on inadvertent innuendo, got it," he returns lightly. "As far as the interesting handjobs go, it's entirely dependent on what's used. Instamash--"

He cannot help the disgusted face. "--with some water covers the wetness and texture requirement. Ant nectar of all types can be applied dermally without the reduced cognitive and interpersonal functions, resulting in a variety of effects. Regular ant nectar causes tingly sensations while that of a fire ant 'burns in a good way.' Whatever the hell that means.

"Arcade also mentioned ant queen nectar is an aphrodisiac and should only be used if we've got, uh, time on our hands." Great, he manages to throw in a pun in there. "Like lots of time."