It's enough blatancy to numb some of his horror, and he responds clinically. "Take what you can out with your fingers. You'll stay open for a while, so the easiest method is to hang out in the bathroom and reenact what you normally do while there, as it will naturally leave that way. What's left by that time will absorb and cease to be the problem I'm assuming you're having. In extreme cases, some will use external cleaning methods, but I can't swear by them. You could also slow down on the penetrative sex, but that's my opinion."

And now to die. Hopefully that's all Neil needed.